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I Hate Corporate IT Buzzwords

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You know what grinds my gears? Buzzwords.

I’m on a lot of conference calls at work and I have the pleasure of dealing with vendors all across the IT landscape, daily. Buzzwords have always had a place in the IT world, but some of the common catchphrases that have become popular over the past few years annoy me more than fingers across a chalkboard.

Here’s a few that make me gag:

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Deep dive
Reach out
10,000 foot view (50,000 foot view is pretty common, too)
Circle back
Kickoff call
Jump on a call
Best practice
Appending 'manager' or 'coordinator' to a title just for grins
Touch base
Almost anything with 'cloud' or 'cloud-based'
Get a black eye

Most of these obviously have a root outside of the IT world, but somewhere along the line a project manager out there decided to overuse all of these just to make my skin crawl. Thanks, bud.

I’ve Joined the Octopress Train

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Links to Octopress blogs have really caught my eye recently, so I’ve decided to give this framework a shot instead of doing the usual and rolling my own.

Stay tuned for more.